Clit-Ryder

1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone

2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.

3) Exact opposite of a hater

4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock

Example of Clit-Ryder:

The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).

Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.

by chitown1984 March 24, 2009

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

chint

A mexican or spanish person who is always speaking spanish, they know inglish, but talk in spanish most of the time (especially in school)

1)See that spanish guy over there, he's always speaking spanish with his friends, he's such a CHINT!!!
2) George: hey Carlos, why are you always with your friends and you never talk inglish, just spanish?
Carlos: because....i'am a CHINT! DUH! :)

by Leonardo92 October 28, 2006

clit bump

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009

clit torture

when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun

ayo yets grab her and clit torture her

by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 26, 2017

what a clit

When a person is too shy, scared shitless, worried or too much much of a pussy, it is a great time to use the saying "what a clit" because it also defines the person as a pussy.

Guy 1: Hey man, so i like this girl but i'm too scared to ask her out..

Guy 2: Bro, what a clit!

by rooooooondog June 8, 2011