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Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law
Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
by Killin2day June 24, 2011
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Kardashian Level Bitch

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.
Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch
by jj_sillygoose April 26, 2014
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Coin Ass Bitch

If two men are messing with the same girl and they know each other either have or had been messing the same girl. (typically, this girl is a side hoe or not very important) The two men only have been using the girl for her head and her tail, hence the name, she is a coin ass bitch.
Hitler Youth: Bruh did she really just roll up to us like that?
JMoney: Yeah bro, we know she a coin ass bitch!
by jsavageej January 12, 2015
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Hop up out this bitch

A different way of saying 'lets get out of here' or 'lets leave'
"hey, I'm getting tired of this place, are we gonna hop up out this bitch?"
by Robbie Odden June 29, 2016
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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.
by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016
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middle school basic bitch

poor cats

lokai bracelets

discovery of padded bras

bath and body works

converse

adidas

nike air forces

vineyard vines sweatshirts

lululemon

has an odd fascination with slime

bbw instagram accounts

slime instagram accounts

1000 followers on instagram

on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc ๐Ÿ˜"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"
- "so cute ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•"
etc.

dates a new guy every month

daddys girl

teachers pet

in every picture they put a hand in front of their face

in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger

master at arching their back

mirror pics with flash on snapchat

dog filter

mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter

suck in while taking beach pics

fruit bowls

vsco

vanilla bean frappes at starbucks

lets not forget pumpkin spice
nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch
by toofine August 27, 2017
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cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.
Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.
by Dirtยฅ~Dogโ„ข November 28, 2017
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