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sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.
"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito
by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016
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Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito
Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.
"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"
by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018
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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though
by stinkface February 22, 2008
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Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013
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Naked Burrito

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing
by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023
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