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Brian

Brian is a yummy individual. He has to be right on his factual knowledge and can not stand to be wrong. He can be clean... but chooses not to be around his girlfriend. He is a giving soul and let's his girl steal his things (that thief.) He refuses to buy the new iPhones because his Android works perfectly fine. Brian wears the most basic shirts a 50 year old man would buy. His hobbies include basketball, weight lifting, and staring at himself flexing in the mirror for hours on end. Brian is almost a interesting as he is attractive-not very much.
Brian is yummy.
by Piss Finger July 29, 2021
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Brian

A person who strongly disagrees with the College Football selection committee. He will argue all day long that FSU should be in the Top 4. Wears square toed boots and sleeps a lot. Also he is very controlling during Christmas time and may tell you where and where you can’t hang with Christmas Star.
Brian you should know that FSU has a garbage offense and could never contend with teams such as Alabama or Texas…
by SabanItSo23 December 3, 2023
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Brian

Brian is man who will protect his girlfriend no matter what and his soulmate name is chilli they vibe like 100% and they are perfect together they look so cute together and are made for each other
“There’s Brian and chilli they look so cute together
by Linkoln May 6, 2022
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brian purcell

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life
I am lucky I have a Brian purcell
by Soapy101 February 8, 2018
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Brian

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.
Me: I want someone new to talk to tbh
Friend: DONT GO BACK TO BRIAN.
by joceee November 20, 2023
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Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
by brianl May 3, 2024
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Brian Beasock

Where you are a skinny ass bitch boy and think you all that
Wow dude, that guy seems so tough! nah man, he’s just a Brian Beasock
by Rashaina August 17, 2025
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