russian breakfast

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010

Breakfast Spread

A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.

Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.

by wankerpipe June 23, 2014

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

breakfasting

Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

by OmegaVVeapon September 9, 2020

The Breakfast

fast and furious jamband from New Haven, CT known for playing extremely loud shows in tiny venues w/ as many notes crammed into each song as humanly possible.

The Breakfast kicked my ass last night, I never sweated so much in my life.

by Igzy May 23, 2006

Power Breakfast

A big fat line of charlie in replacement of breakfast after a heavy night on the nose. Sorts you out for the day ahead.

I should be shattered today, but its ok, I had a power breakfast.

by crazygirl12 May 17, 2009