bakeman

A fire-crotch homo who dies his hair black and wears holister everyday of his life with his femine claire's earrings in his right ear with the Victorias Secret man thong. A man who drives extremely fast cars like KIAs.

I saw the biggest bakeman playing hockey in the street today.

by MtDRSS December 12, 2006

Bakers

A group of individuals who indulge in the practice of using cannabis/marijuana.

Are you bakers gonna smoke up today?

by Michael Quance April 22, 2011

baker act

In Florida, to have someone committed for a mental health assessment against their will.

That kid was just doing some crazy performance art, but they Baker Act-ed him anyway!

by Dowcet June 19, 2007

Baker

This describes someone who makes bread (a.k.a money)

Ex. I’m tryna be a CEO so I can be a baker.

Ex. I can’t hang out today I gotta go to work and bake.

by Moose Uh June 23, 2019

Bakersweep

Sweep someone 5 games to nothing in any sport.

Michael just finished his first bakersweep over Andrew in Ping Pong.

by D' Brickashaw April 10, 2009

Easy Bake Oven

The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.

"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"

by thejellofactory January 18, 2010

Waken Baken

When you smoke weed right after you wake up.

Hey man what are you doing?" "Waken Baken.

by ThatOne HighGuy January 10, 2011