Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

LO Backlog

Future LO events that Will hasn't planned yet.

In the 27th: Hey LT, look we reduced our LO backlog by prioritizing LO maintenance on 4th shift.

In the 94th: We have a large LO backlog because we got rid of 4th shift.

by Mx boi May 19, 2023

Kentucky Backroad

Also known as Kentucky Back Road, is the action of having anal sex with a first cousin or sister.

It was a sleep over and I took my cousin down a Kentucky Backroad

by PicantLuis August 14, 2024

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

Irish Backhander

When your vet who claims he's Irish backhands you mid-consult.

I won't be going to that vet again, he told me he was Irish and then gave me an Irish Backhander!

by BigDWithBigP December 5, 2025

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot

Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.

by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020