Bloody Craig

Pulling back a bloody fist after Donkey Punching a goat - because goats have horns, dumb ass...

Dude, look at your hand. Is that from a strawberry shortcake?
No, it's a Bloody Craig.
Get away from me....

by Mark N November 10, 2008

bloody egg

someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.

guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby

guy2: thats great

by the public illustrator November 15, 2009

Bloody Pocahontas

The act of punching a woman in the nose before she gives a man oral sex and moving the man's penis in and out of her mouth so fast while she's screaming that it sounds like a Native American.

"dude i totally pulled a Bloody Pocahontas on a girl last night"

"no way! did it sound like a scene from dances with wolves?"

by Zazzblamymatazz December 1, 2011

Bloody Cheesecake

The act of ejaculating on the face of the individual you are having sex with, then proceding to punch them in the face, giving them a bloody nose.

I gave that chick a bloody cheese cake last night, she didn't stick around long after that.

by huzzah October 27, 2004

bodyquake

verb To have a full body "earthquake" or tremor that occurs when jolting awake after dozing off. This usually happens during boring lectures and often is followed by a handful of snickers.

shake doze doze off sleep wake up earthquake nightmare dream

Example: Simon was totally embarrassed after he bodyquaked in class! He made so much noise when he banged his leg into the chair next to him that even the professor laughed.

by JKF August 17, 2006

pain is weakness leaving the body

A saying of the US Marines

The more pain a Marine endures, the stronger he becomes.

If a Marine feels pain after working out, it means he had a good workout and physical weakness is leaving his body.

protester: "ouch my lungs hurt from smoking pot, and my arms hurt from holding this protest sign."

Marine: "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

by artyin May 6, 2006

bloody sheila

I am actually posting this to see if anyone can tell me what it means. I overheard it and judging from the reaction it elicited, I assumed it was from the Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer genre. Any thoughts?

Suggestions please.

by Peter W April 22, 2003