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bodyquake

verb To have a full body "earthquake" or tremor that occurs when jolting awake after dozing off. This usually happens during boring lectures and often is followed by a handful of snickers.

shake doze doze off sleep wake up earthquake nightmare dream
Example: Simon was totally embarrassed after he bodyquaked in class! He made so much noise when he banged his leg into the chair next to him that even the professor laughed.
by JKF August 17, 2006
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Boobquake

The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.
Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.
by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012
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Boobquake

This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag
Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"
by Eyjafjallajokullboob April 23, 2010
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Bootyquaker

Means a girl that can shake her booty real good. Hailwillis invented this word.
I need a bootyquaker to quake it for me.
by bootyquaker man March 18, 2011
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boobquake

A seismic event caused by the immodest dress of a woman or women. A specific event (Monday, April 26, 2010) in which women dress immodestly, created in response to a comment made by an Islamic cleric who stated that women's immodest dress caused earthquakes.
One roommate to another: "Damn, girl, you are hot in that outfit! What are you trying to do, cause a boobquake or something?!"
by florida1susan April 25, 2010
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boobquake

earthquake supposedly caused by sins ( specifically by women who do not dress modestly).
after a challenge made to show that sins won't make earthquake by wearing provocative clothing.
So, if she wears something provocative on boobquake day, and an earthquake does happen......
It will be.......
by neomycine April 23, 2010
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Bodybake

Baking food within the body. Also known as digesting, but with an aroma that comes from it.
Person A: Dude, who ripped ass?!

Person B: I don't know, but whoever it is knows how to bodybake some crazy shit!
by TNT Nate April 1, 2008
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