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captain black

A great little cigar availble in flavors such as cheery and sweet. Very good and satisfying.
Can i Have a cigar.

For sure, only have Captain Blacks though.

Sweet.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005
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black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.
The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards
by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011
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blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.
Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"
by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010
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black mans briefcase

An order of 100 Chicken McNuggets and two large drinks
I'd like a black mans briefcase with Diet Coke, please.
by enthbott March 12, 2011
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Black Knight Syndrome

Black Knight Syndrome (BKS) is the condition of being pathologically unable to acknowledge defeat.

The syndrome takes its name from the Black Knight in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail'. In this motion picture the Black Knight loses an arm in a sword fight with King Arthur, and claims that "'Tis but a scratch". On losing his second arm the Black Knight says that it is "Just a flesh wound". After losing one of his legs the Knight exclaims "I'm invincible!", and when his second leg is cut from under him he says "All right; we'll call it a draw".

BKS is commonly found in people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it is typified by people who refuse to accept evidence that demonstrates beyond doubt that evolution is a fact, or that global warming is real, or that HIV causes AIDS. Indeed, such people have an irrational inability to accept the truth of any of a number of other scientific disciplines where the physical evidence trumps their conspiracy theories, vested interests, and/or ideologies.

BKS is also frequently found in people otherwise prone to Denial Silence.

The typical pattern of a conversation with a BKS afflictee involves the opposing, educated party presenting supportable fact after fact, carefully referenced and explained, whilst the ignorant BKS sufferer simply contradicts each devastating point with random, unevidenced counterclaims of his or her own. Due to this strategy, such exchanges rarely have a satisfactory conclusion.
In an online debate about the reality of modern global temperature increase, Vincent was insistent that no warming had occurred over the 20th century, no matter how much independent evidence was presented to him, from many countries and employing many different lines of analysis.

The thread would have persisted for months, if not years, had not the other blog participants acknowledged that Vincent was exhibiting a severe case of Black Knight Syndrome, and subsequently quarantined Vincent to a rubbish thread.
by Autumn Mandrake November 16, 2011
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black comedy

A type of humor/satire poking fun at something usually seen as serious or taboo. It often utilizes shock value to get laughs and common themes include death, violence, insanity, racism and other things that are usually not seen as funny. It is commonly mistaken with African-American comedy because of the name, but not necessarily related.
Watch the movie Waking Ned Devine for to get an idea of what black comedy is.
by My pseudonym was taken October 4, 2010
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black knight

While images abound of evil black knights rampaging the countryside, these tales are far from the truth. A black knight is a knight not sponsored or employed by a local lord for the defense of his lands. Therefore, the black knight does not have at his disposal the resources needed to keep his armor polished and in good repair. To save face, these knights painted their armor black, to hide any wear and tear that the armor may have endured.
The black knight knelt before the Duke, hoping to end his long bout of unemployment.
by KingPhoenix February 21, 2005
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