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Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."
by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009
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balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.
Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014
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Balls to the Wall

It's all or nothing. There is not turning back. Reach down, dig for the biggest pair you can find, and go!
Okay Ted, there are close to 15 guys behind those hedges, and two of us. Balls to the wall time. Lets go.
by Regainer June 10, 2011
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Balls on a Hanger

"Balls on a hanger" is used to indicate that something is really awesome, sometimes in a unique or special way. The phrase can be shortened to "boah," which is pronounced phonetically.
The turkey sandwich from that shop is totally balls on a hanger; they use avocado and horseradish sauce and then toast it.
by TC-Jon September 28, 2010
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balls deep

Bending a bitch over and fucking her so far in the arse that ur balls touch her cheeks
'Greedy did u fuck that bitch last night?'
"yeh nos, i was balls deep in the arse all night man"
by Lance Grady June 13, 2008
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balls out

When things get really tough or crazy, and one has to try harder to accomplish a goal.
Holy shit, the football team scored a point under a minute on the 4th quarter! The other team has no other choice but to go balls out, dude!
by Alphadestrious January 3, 2004
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balls on face

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face
Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!
by The Juice April 27, 2005
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