piss baby

A person, typically male (and wealthy), who is immature and gets ANGWY when they’re called out on their bullshit, toxic behavior and lack of morals. (see; Donald J. Trump)

Wow, Donald Trump is SUCH a piss baby!

by urban THICCtionary January 13, 2020

baby crush

A itty bitty teeny tiny crush one has on another.
also used falsely to conceal a much larger crush or obsession one has.

H: do you like Katie?
N:no
H: not even a baby crush?
N: okay maybe a little...

by sjkewhwl r;ueWFEUIHG FQ HE July 30, 2009

Nepo Baby

Child of a famous actor/celebrity etc. lots of the time Nepo Baby’s don’t have any skills what so ever and only get famous due to the connections that their parents have but sometimes they actually do have acting/modeling/whatever skills!

Ex. Lilly Rose Depp, Taissa Farmiga, basically anyone on the American Horror Story Cast

(DISCLAIMER!!! Not all Nepo baby’s have bad acting skills /modeling skills)

“Jenna is SUCH! A Nepo Baby does she even have any acting experience ???”

—

“She’s actually a Nepo Baby! Could you believe that?! She’s so good at acting.”

by habagaba81 March 20, 2022

crow babies

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

by nulloutput August 19, 2004

baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.

I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.

by eekbean December 8, 2014

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018

mind baby

When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.

Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!

Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....

Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...

Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.

by Rambling00000Rose October 18, 2009