(n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.
by ohhhyeah. October 27, 2010
Get the Shwhack Attack mug.When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.
Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010
Get the Crack Attacked mug.When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013
Get the Distract Attack mug.A paluzzi attack is a panic attack that one gets when someone does something wrong or bad. This bad thing is so shocking that it causes said paluzzi attack. Many teachers are prone to paluzzi attacks.
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Get the Attack on Titan mug.When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
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