Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

Alexa Broon

Alexa Broon is a nerdy boy. He is very intelligent but incredibly socially awkward and has zero common sense. He also likes to blow Donald Trump.

Girl: Do you know who Alexa Broon is?
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic

by hweqouiyst8xyiYIO;LK November 11, 2019

Alexa

She is a great girl and really athletic. Really scared for a realitionship because she always gets played but when the man leaves her he wants her back. She is really self-conscious about her body and the way she looks. She is beautiful and tries her hardest to make people happy. She is kind caring funny stupid but smart and tries her hardest to be happy. When she is sad she makes others happy so they don't have to feel the way she does.

I had Alexa but we broke up and since then something has been missing

by Hjkefddhjgfv November 28, 2019

Alex Benitz

Master of everything, his knowledge is the key to success. Some say he knows the cure to cancer, his 2k skills are unbeatable and he is the one and only legend on 2k.

“Alex Benitz is my god”

by Xou Linn January 5, 2020

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020