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Alberta

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.
Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta
by True Statement April 18, 2008
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abertillery

Complete and utter twat infested shit hole.
My God! I went drinkin in Abertillery on Sunday night. What a complete and utter twat infested shit hole!
by owlsareevil January 29, 2007
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Alberto Del Rio

A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.
John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?

HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.

Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010
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Alberta

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!
by Man-i December 10, 2019
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Prince Albert

Third biggest city in Saskatchewan. Third highest crime rate in Canada. Basically one giant dump. The population is mostly natives and has a terrible reputation for any jobs. Many street walkers who like to sell fish and blueberries out of dollarama bags in the Wal-Mart parking lot. If you don’t know who Adam is, are you even from pa? The city has lots of beautiful graffiti around town, mostly on the west. If you see TS painted around on a tree, well welcome to pa. If you’re looking for needles and listerine bottles I suggest going down to the tracks.
Streetwalker: hey I’m from Prince Albert
Ally: omg for the last time I don’t have any spare change

Streetwalker: but it’s toonie Tuesday at kfc
by Sindy_but_switch_nandd December 6, 2018
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dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow
man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert
by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007
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prince albert

When a male gets his penis pierced. This can go in many ways. It is most commonly done in that the peircing goes up through the bottom of the penis and comes though the urethra. The peircing goes after the head and before the bottom of the foreskin cut off. It is a reletively painless procedure and makes everything better for both parties. aka p.a.
Lee has a P.A.. It is really nice. His girlfriend never wants to stop doing the nasty. It makes her happy lips happy. Go Lee go
by prince April 23, 2003
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