alabama butter train

A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.

When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!

by Mark Nicholas Lovell September 2, 2017

Alabama Bang Bus

When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.

Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"

by MassiveThotSlayer69 May 16, 2018

Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)

Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

by the one and only steve March 30, 2019

Alabama Siamese Twin

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.

Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.

by LilDump April 18, 2019

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Livin the Alabama dream

Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.

Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.

by LxGm_Shelp March 3, 2019

Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.

by HotPcktz October 16, 2017