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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.
That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.
by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019
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Alabama song

Well, show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next little girl
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why

another the doors song
alabama song is a fine song
by Cafer June 11, 2006
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Alabama Snake

another name for a long penis that slithers like a rattlesnake
She was eroused by Bubba's Alabama Snake
by chewwwy October 9, 2006
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Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
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Alabama crab dangle

A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
by Smashed February 24, 2003
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Alabama Jesus

An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.
Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
by buhzinga December 12, 2009
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012
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