wet mady

the smell on a towel that reminds you of someone named mady who went into a pool without chlorine and only half dried when they got out, kinda like a dog. it’s a very moist smell. it is not a form of drugs only a simple towel. although the towel is wet, it’s not dripping and has no form of any sort of chlorine on it. it is also a familiar smell and once smelt will definitely be recognized as a wet mady.

1)
bro #1? “what is that smell bro?”
bro #2 “not sure bro”
bro #1 “i think it’s a wet mady bro”
bro #2 “oh bro that’s a damn good smell”
bro #1 “oh ik bro

by big daddy ftw November 7, 2018

wet hamster

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.

Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster

by Spence_357 January 16, 2014

Wet balaclava

Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill

Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava

by NothingButBant July 29, 2016

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Wet Humping

Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.

She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.

by ezola April 16, 2008

wet dream

When you have sex Avatar style. Ejaculating to an imagined incredible sexual experience, while your actual body lays sweaty in a cocoon like state.

"Dude, i had a "wet dream" about your mom last night"
"Friday is the 4th anniversary of her car accident"
"yeah, you wanna go to wing street?"

"wet dream"

by m. Stephen November 21, 2010

wet sex

best type of sex in the world, usualy done in water or some fluid

damn girl, dat was da best wet sex i've ever had!

by billyjoebob October 22, 2004