riding instructor

A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.

(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*

by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010

Hide and Ride

It's like hide and seek,you go hide somewhere and someone finds you exept they have sex with you!

Do you want to play Hide and Ride

by King of Urban dictionary April 20, 2015

Casper Ride

When a female lying on her back lets go of the dildo she is using while it's still penetrating her, then contracts and relaxes causing the dildo to rise and/or fall back into her.

Pervert; "So, I watched some pretty sick porn last night.."

Pedophile; "Oh yeah?... what made it so good?"

Pervert; "Some porn star was doing the casper ride on the hood of a jeep!"

by De *WEEZ* of AES March 26, 2009

hay riding

When one takes a bus into the ghetto for a cheap thrill.

(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."

by UrbDickler October 28, 2010

Ride of the Valkyrie

When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.

"Keith is dead? What happened??"

"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."

by roundegotrip April 16, 2022

riding the faders

What a sound engineer does during a performance or while mixing music in a recording studio.

I spend last weekend riding the faders at the music festival

by echozero March 8, 2007

Ride Quimby

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011