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milf

an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck
son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here
by foxytime2345 December 4, 2022
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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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Milf

Little boy- milf!!!
Little boys friend- what does that mean?
Little boy- man I love fortnite!!
by Booty licker 696969 February 15, 2022
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf

Milf
milf: means what I want now.

me: dm if you are one.😎
by whoisalex? November 6, 2021
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