crazy j

A crazy, man, who likes to yell, into the phone, and claim he is, an elite engineer.

I heart Crazy J yelling about how he was going to do some ownage.

by karik July 26, 2006

Snow J.

When you strip butt-ass naked in the snow, do a handstand, have someone cover you with snow(making you look like a snow-man)get a boner(making the carrot nose)and that person blows you.

After the boy took out the man's mailbox with his car, he asked the man if there was anything he could do. The man pulled out a gun, asked for the boy's wallet and told him to strip down cause he was about to give him a nasty Snow J.

by itsallhood88 March 3, 2009

J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009

J-Time

Time to smoke a spliff. (A phrase made popular by the Wiltshire-based band Layabout)

"What time is it?"
"It's J-Time!"

by Big Bad Maureen May 7, 2007

J to the fifth

1. A group of five friends who all have a J in their name.

2. The unification of J squared and J cubed.

3. verb. Shouted after something incredible has happened usually accompanied with hand motions that show off the arm muscles.

Lucas "It was incredible how the street sharks win the championship?"
Josh "They had the most amazing goalie"
Joey "Don't forget about the incredible offense or the defense"
Brett "Ahhhhh... J TO THE FIFTH!"
Will "You said it brother"

by Willdabeast December 20, 2007

Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.

"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."

by Martin December 30, 2004

j lo

a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything

by lo low superlow August 2, 2003