Skip to main content

Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
mugGet the Hot Jupiter mug.

Hot Butt

He’s got hot butt with all these tops here.
by Junes1978 May 10, 2021
mugGet the Hot Butt mug.

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it a little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
mugGet the The virgin Hot dog mug.

New hotness

New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.

Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.

Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?

Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
mugGet the New hotness mug.

Cj is hot

Bts sucks cj is so hot his massive penis is so hot I'd wish I was his sister man I just wanna say Kristan sucks cock cj is black
Cj is hot omfg
by Sigma ligma balls November 21, 2021
mugGet the Cj is hot mug.

Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water
Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"
by WaterWarmer34 September 8, 2021
mugGet the Hot Tubbing mug.

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
mugGet the hot pockets mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email