Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...

That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!

by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011

Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011

.com Face

An obviously insincere & exaggerated facial expression that usually resembles enthusiasm or surprise & is used to gain attention.

"Yo, Ray William Johnson always has a .com face."

by Endlessrape September 28, 2011

broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them

whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience

by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023

Petoony face

The 'Petoony face' is a rather shocked facial expression similar to the one displayed by the Transcendence Cat.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.

"She was so shocked she pulled a Petoony face!"

by Catxolotl March 2, 2023