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National Haidyn’s mom day

A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom
“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”
by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 14, 2022
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National ask out a girl day

H: Hey is November 11th (National ask out a girl day) go ask out someone

T: k Boomer
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple
“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“
by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025
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National Thot Day

National Thot Day (Canada) is celebrated every November 21st. It is a very popular holiday in which you show respect to your fellow thots.
Are you going to the party for National Thot Day?
by Hlxn November 21, 2018
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National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.
by Proud Father of Ly August 17, 2024
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National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
by Vince Madici April 15, 2019
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