by Greypupy August 14, 2021
Get the dog drink brown editionmug. Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.
by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021
Get the dog dad baitmug. to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.
haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused
by Hitler1337420 February 25, 2019
Get the really fat dogmug. by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
Get the Fuck a dog daymug. A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
Get the Dog Poop Shootmug. A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
Get the DOG PECKER FLIESmug. Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
Get the Halfway Hot Dogmug.