La face creme

When a gets a females cum and rubs it on her face with his dick

She begged for an la face creme

by Rickybobby123456789 August 14, 2022

Face-app-phobia

Fear of allowing facebook applications to access your information.

Tom has face-app-phobia and will not return my Super Poke!

by ITZcoolGUY March 04, 2010

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker July 29, 2013

face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I November 02, 2015

crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 03, 2014

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 10, 2009

Macked in the face

When one gets punched in the face so hard that you could compare the force of it to a Mack truck coming full speed. Basically another word for getting knocked out cold.

Jon: Yo, did you see that street fight earlier today?
Marco: Yeah bro, Tony got macked in the face! He couldn't even get up.

by YoDogHustle June 08, 2017