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Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.
Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.
Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.
Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.
by T.M.I January 3, 2016
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Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?
Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!
Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!
by T.M.I November 10, 2014
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