Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

pineapple head

IBella (youtuber) got roasted by some random dude in brookhaven.

"pineapple head"

by ivory_plaid April 24, 2022

inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.

Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!

by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018

Head

Slang term for sex

My homie Daquan got some nice head last night

by Queens English October 21, 2020

hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.

"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"

by dolphineisha April 13, 2014

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Lucas Head

Known for his outlandish comments Lucas Head is a 6'4 blonde white male who is hung like pony. He plays for high school baseball team.

Lucas Head called me a fat whore

by Ahotfemale April 3, 2023