bitch ass

one who employes the use of a belt and wears the waist of his pants around his knees

hey look at that dudes spongebob boxers...
yeah, he is such a bitch ass

by who dat January 23, 2005

ass cream

The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.

by the cream pie master 69 January 26, 2010

ass faggot

a gay who has a fetish with rectum!

that homo sure is and ass faggot!

by crazy honkey September 7, 2006

ass pirate

A real jack-ass.

My day has been plundered by an ass pirate

by dick lane April 25, 2003

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

magnet ass

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

ass gnat

a name given to someone who never ceases to annoy me

YOU: Hey dude!
YOU: Hey man!
YOU: Dude!
YOU: Dude, hey!
YOU: Dude look!
ME: WHAT, ASS GNAT????!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?????!!!!!

by BOSS HOSS January 14, 2008