oh shit

somethin that u say when ur really fucken pissed off or when something flies off...

dude! the balloon! it flew off ow- dude, that wasn't a balloon if it flew off your dick. haha.

by lollypop February 29, 2004

panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.

My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.

by boner express March 13, 2010

Shit snack

When you let another person eat your ass. Not for dinner, for a light snack.

"I just ate that girl's ass, what a delightful shit snack." or "Bitch, bend over so big daddy can eat a shit snack!"

by whatwhatindabutt2 May 24, 2012

jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 13, 2004

Shit List

The list that ressembles G-union's skin color.

G-Union is a pussy keyboard gangster.

by Zyklon-B May 22, 2004

shit-stopper

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

by jimbobhas December 17, 2009

Shit Chest

When somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one.

A: "Have you been to the gym today Paul?"

P: "Yes"

A: "Still got a shit chest though".

by BBC2001 December 24, 2009