Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..

by Wilbur Brown November 13, 2011

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

dump face

variation of game face, a mentality one gets into when breaking up with significant other

bro you know sharon is garbage i think it's time you get your dump face on and send that bitch to the curb.

by skineezy November 22, 2011

Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar

Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"

by tamepanda November 22, 2011

face-bomb

The act of editing an individual's Facebook status and personal information when they have left their account logged in and unattended.

Wow, my Facebook status says "I love cock in my mouth!" That was an intense face-bomb.

by tylertown33 December 10, 2011

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

Chamber Face

When one has to take a shit, but cannot reach the bathroom at the time and is focusing on not farting or soiling themselfs, this is also known as having "one in the chamber". This usually comes with a slumped back, slow long paces, a serious face, and a humped walk. And usually when one releases one from the chamber they have what is known as, the release face.

WIPE OFF THAT CHAMBER FACE

by Onebulletinyourchamber June 18, 2011