choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024

budgie-head

A term used to describe a pompadour style haircut, or something similar in style. Any haircut that looks like a budgie when it puffs up its head feathers.

Reference: Roger Moore

Check out the budgie-head!
That guy's got a mega budgie-head.
Look at Roger Moore's budgie-head.

by Period poo peter October 6, 2023

Hot head

Someone who loud mouths something that you don't want to be said.

Dude, Sasha was being such a Hot head earlier

by anonymous August 8, 2017

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.

Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025