i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

I ain't got no dog in that hunt

A state of no involvement, having no effects upon oneself.

Outcome does not effect me.

Oh girl please, I ain't got no dog in that hunt.

by Come backs February 1, 2017

Me-me-i-me-me

A Me-me-i-me-me is a person who types their own name into Urbandictionary.com in order to create a flattering definition of themselves.

Dale: Did you read the definition of Jen in Urbandictionary.com?
Mike: What a Me-me-i-me-me.
Dale: I know. Most Jens I've met were just easy to bang.

by Drumcomic June 7, 2018

i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

by ifuckurmom69allday December 9, 2021

I like it hanging from the doorknob

When you hang a sock on the door knob it lets people know that you are doing something freaky inside, you know something sexual.

Ladies and Boys bored out of your mind "I like it hanging from the doorknob" Tie a Toy Sexual Strap On to a Doorknob for Hours of Fun !

by Mr. Bogus October 6, 2010

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

Stop me when I lie

When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.

Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.

by michaelray703 September 26, 2008