Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

Boomer baby, as opposed to baby boomer, is a bottle-feeding Gen Z child born in a day and age where 'only 90's kids would remember' memes are trending.
The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.
The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.
by Manxx D May 29, 2020

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents
Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*
by -What in the May 26, 2024

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018
