Face Clunge

Its when a guy forces his head face first into a female.

Person One: How was your night last night?

Person Two: Not Bad, got to "Face Clunge" my wife!

by Hammond511 June 21, 2012

smacked face

to be high as a kite

Sally was smacked face after taking acid

by djvsnusv December 4, 2011

cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011

Face pelt

Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.

"Hey face, when are we going out"

"Oi! Face pelt!"

by McTavish Clan December 28, 2011

face snatch

when somebody made a headshot in a shooter game, he shouts "face snatch!"

A: Damned! You gave me a headshot!
B: Face snatch

by seimseim December 30, 2011

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012