1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
by DreadedCo April 4, 2010
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The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
The person with Little Man's Disease is trying to make himself seem stronger or better than the bigger person and is generally hostile or moody towards them.
'That geezer over there must have little man's disease. Look at him trying to start a fight with them to massive guys'.
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Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.
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