massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.

person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*

by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011

Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.

Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole

by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 25, 2011

Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.

An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.

by Bearded Guy February 28, 2011

pajama face

a face that was deceivingly banging the previous evening, but in the morning, when all the make up has rubbed off, the girl is busted.

she looked banging last night, but she had pajama face this morning.

by sparkleking March 2, 2011

Burn face

The face one make right after taking a shot. Similar to a sour face, but more intense.

Haha look at that bro's burn face. He cant handle this shit!

by partygirl. March 4, 2011