wavy-mouth

Da drawn-for-comedic-effect "squiggly-lips-line" facial expression dat a cartoonist employs to indicate a confused, shocked, or distressed mindset of da character displaying said weird look.

Sarge: Look at all these awful news-items in the newspaper --- fire, floods, famine, you name it! I wish I could hear even one little piece of actual GOOD news for a change!
Zero (in naive cheerfulness): My sore toe is better!
Sarge: (glances up at Zero with his classic "wavy-mouth" expression)

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Emma Mountebank

The picture perfect girl who takes a summer job at Hackett's Quarry, making men and women become starstruck. She becomes #1 hottest werewolf abuser while breaking hearts. Her hobbies are stealing and collecting love interests like Pokémon cards and plugging in her onlyfans whenever she can.

Person 1: I heard Halston Sage is in the Quarry
Person 2: Hell yea, I'd let Emma Mountebank slash my tires and eat me alive

by Master of bears March 7, 2023

hot mouse

Gay Midget porn

Hey you wanna watch hot mouse with me?

Is there a hot mouse section on pornhub

by Faife March 14, 2023

Wax Mouth

The throat forms a "wax" like build-up, causing minor-mild loss of taste. This irritation is caused mainly by giving a male felacio, or "blow-jobs".

She can't taste hot food due to her wax mouth.

by MrD88 March 14, 2023

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

Mickey Mouse

When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".

Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.

by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023