Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.
by TwinkleStick September 9, 2018
Get the Tied to the same post mug.Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president poser mug.Related Words
"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly mug.A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019
Get the The angler position mug.Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.
by zuduge May 30, 2019
Get the Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication mug.this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun
by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 5, 2019
Get the broken scissors position mug.by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019
Get the HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT mug.