souvenir baby

a life that is created as a reminder of a person and/or relationship, no matter how brief or close.

She’s had a baby with every one of her last 3 relationships, bet she’s gonna have a souvenir baby for her next relationship as well.

by HNR3813 January 8, 2024

baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023

Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.

We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.

by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021

baby

Someone that has a weak/nonexistent emotional strength and cries all the time

—Milky is suchb a crybaby

by Digi_blue April 15, 2020

Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

by sunodim February 19, 2025