Baby Shark

Cool; sick; and awesome

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!

by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023

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Stavvy baby

When you pull out to soon and have to look your date in the eye for a long period of time while finishing your self and it gets extremely awkward.

Man I pulled a Stavvy baby last night. I don’t think she will call me again

by Roosterwiththetunacan June 28, 2023

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When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.

*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.

Opposite of Baby mama drama

Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"

Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."

by MackMacksMama June 30, 2023

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Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

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Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...

"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."

by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023

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