off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019

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off the goop

A pharse to say as an irrational reason/excuse as to why you´re brutally assaulting someone

incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro

by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023

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What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

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