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Zero

The hottest guy with the fattest shlong, (he has no shlong)
Wow you mean *the* Zero? Oh yeah he has a *massive* dick!
by zerothesexyman March 21, 2021
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Zero

"Have you seen Zero?"
"The smelliest man alive? Yes!
by kesxrii February 8, 2023
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Zero

the amount of fucks me and everyone around you give.
zero- you have zero friends, ya fokin loser (jk ily pls drink sum water)!
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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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Zero Separation

Zero Separation (ZEE-roh Sep-uh-RAY-shun) is a term used to describe the remarkable closeness and unity between two or more friends. It signifies a relationship where there is so little space or distance between them that they appear as one. These friends share an unbreakable bond, often understanding each other without the need for words and possessing an almost telepathic connection. Their personalities, tastes, mannerisms, and points of view are nearly indistinguishable. In essence, Zero Separation reflects the highest level of friendship, transcending the boundaries of a typical camaraderie.
Ryan and Daz' friendship has reached Zero Separation; they're practically two peas in a pod, and their Symbrocity is truly something to behold
by Dazario B. October 28, 2023
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Zeros

The years between zero and nine
Also maybe called childhood or pre puberty
Jack : you eight and look like your ten or eleven
Tom : well but I'm in my zeros
by 459395 February 22, 2022
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