woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!

by soultrip September 26, 2022

woke

The new favorite snarl world of fascists for anything that goes against them. Once meant aware. Can include things such as minority rights (be it based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.), renewable energy, funding for education, & healthcare to name a few.

Supporting (insert policy the GOP hates) makes me woke? Then call me a chronic insomniac.

by Clutterofmass May 29, 2023

Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras

At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.

by Monoculi January 25, 2023

Woke

To take or do drugs

Wow this is some good (drug of preference) I’m woke

by Ice Wallow Come February 19, 2018

Woke

Anything non-white and non-male

Ghost of Tsushima is woke, it need more white characters.

by WatchinMurkrow May 4, 2024

Woke

A deliberately ill-defined term functioning as a catch-all grievance basket that individuals who lean to the political right use to vaguely describe the perceived ills of society. Often used as a slur to disparage their ideological opponents, and frames being intolerant of things like intolerance, as equivalent to objectively offensive intolerant behaviour.

Person 1: Late stage capitalism has exacerbated economic inequality to historic levels.

Person 2: Whatever you say “woke mob leftist”.

by illGreg June 6, 2024