When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
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Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
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Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
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