Watches of the night

the hours of night, portrayed as a time when one cannot sleep.

"the long, silent watches of the night"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013

Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.

“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now”

by Ben_420 March 31, 2024

watched out

Completely bored from watching too much television and video

I'm 'watched out'; I don't watch T.V or video any more!

by NICO 7 August 31, 2007

Watch

when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid

That nigga pretty watch ngl.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c

The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.

"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."

by Nobody cares about you May 31, 2021

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024