vance

A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.

"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."

by arrrg12 September 6, 2007

Vanilla fever

Where a black guy has the hots for white women and wants to fuck all of them he can.

That black dude's got vanilla fever.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010

East Vancouver

A really big shithole in downtown vancouver

I went to east vancouver and the hookers payed me to fuck them

by Zach Cannuli July 4, 2005

vanilla steamer

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

by andy497 November 28, 2007

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

Vancouver Blowjob

When a "loose" woman (with visible sores) offers to perform oral sex on a man in exchange for cigarette money.

That bitch gave me a dirty Vancouver Blowjob for only a loonie!

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009