Valentining

A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.

Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"

Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"

by ProudValentiner February 10, 2013

valedicktorian

Someone really good at being a jerk

she's a valeDICKtorian

by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014

Valentina Nappi

An italian pornstar who joined in the industry 2012.

Guy1: Hey you know that one pornstar named Valentina Nappi.

Guy2: Yea I've seen her, she's from Italy right

Guy1: Yea I just found out about her, she's freaking hot.

by WellIDontGiveAShit October 8, 2020

Valerie Castellano

She's very beautiful. She comes from Texas and deserves all the love.
Oh god I love her already!!

"My heart is pounding for her, she is Valerie Castellano!"

by bad flirt😍 September 27, 2021

Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.

Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.

by Sam January 20, 2005

Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004