Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
Get the Uncle Kempymug. by LA_Salle February 26, 2020
Get the Harry Unclemug. by theawkwardbong March 10, 2018
Get the Whiskey Unclemug. This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
Get the Uncle Kempymug. A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.
WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.
by Ricky black July 7, 2020
Get the uncle tummymug. 
ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.
Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?
HIM: May the lord be with you.
by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022
Get the Uncle Cousinmug.