Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021

Uncle's Roomed

When a room is extremely hotboxed and can even smell, like you cool uncles room

doood, come check out your closet. It's so uncle's roomed in here

by wexymilf July 25, 2021

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

Uncle Donald

An asshole adult child who throws away their elderly parent, leaving them to die in their own waste all alone.

My brother is such an Uncle Donald, he didn't even tell me our father was dying.

by Kashegurl August 22, 2021

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021