The most beautiful appendage of the foot that is often mistaken for an abnormality but is actually highly superior to the average "foot equivalent of the hand's index" (it's longer than the "thumb" toe)
Some people will insist that Jewelz has an abnormally long "index finger toe" (SNOB TOE) but in reality it is absolutely beyond the average human's ability to comprehend beauty! !! ! ! ! ! !
by capt. genius March 1, 2010
Get the Snob Toemug. Expensive long painted toenails, frequently acrylic and/or airbrushed. Worn by people who could not possibly have jobs because they could never wear any shoes other than flip flops.
by faeriefirefly November 13, 2010
Get the ghet-toesmug. When a mans pants are too tight or pulled up too far, and you can see the outline of his penis inside his pants resembling a pickle.
My 4 year old daughter turned around quickly and accidently ran into a mans pickle toe. When she turned back around she had the imprint of a mushroom on her face.
by dante rurly December 30, 2010
Get the Pickle Toemug. Toe sucking or sucking toes is an art that is used when a man wishes to have sexual outercourse. by sucking on the toe's of an female leading into sexual pleasurement and the non-stop desire for more. this activity is usually done by having a male use the tongue to massage/tickle the toe's of the female. this activity may also lead too amyloidosis, sarcoidosis, hypothyroidism, Kawasaki disease, mallet toe,curly toe, hammer toe, claw toe and Tongue/toe swelling.
Damn man I swear the only reason why I failed no nut November was because of my addiction to toe sucking. from the moment I saw her toes I just had to suck them, but I ended up getting carried away with it.
by Eze zap August 19, 2019
Get the Toe suckingmug. 1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.
2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.
3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.
2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.
3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.
2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009
Get the Toe Jammermug. Much Like a Camel Toe, it is a visible woman's labia that can be seen through jeans, however, the difference between a Camel Toe and a Kia Toe, is that it is often seen specifically on handicapped women, and it gets the name Kia, because it resembles a motor vehicle.
Amanda's Kia Toe was Visible from Space.
Stu had a hard time picking out a new wheel chair, that was Kia Toe accessible.
Stu had a hard time picking out a new wheel chair, that was Kia Toe accessible.
by Derek Todd August 16, 2009
Get the Kia Toemug. The act of taking a friends sweaty sock, putting it on your cock while you whack off and, when finished, using it to wipe your ass.
Dude, where's my other sock? Oh, sorry, I needed it for a Golden Toe. You bastard, that was my favorite pair! Yeah, that 100% wool was niiiice.
by Burnerxyz October 21, 2010
Get the Golden Toemug.